Sorry, George Lopez , but your apologies are no good here. Despite the late-night host offering a mea culpa to Kirstie Alley last night for his horribly"misjudged" attempt at humor (remind us again what's so hilarious about equating women to barnyard animals ?), the feisty Dancing With the Stars contender isn't having any of his too-little, too-late niceties, and this morning flatly rejected the pig-invoker's apology. But luckily for him, Alley laid out exactly what it would take for the comedian to make it up to both her and women everywhere. And it sounds like a pound of flesh is in order. Um, literally. Via http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b232914_oh_snap_kirstie_alley_rejects_george.html
