Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is suing his father, Frank

We’re quickly learning that the Italians don’t value “famiglia” as much as they claim to.  After last night’s sh**show on The Real Housewives Of New Jersey , we’re a little fatigued.  So when we learned today that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is suing his father, Frank, we had to get our bearings.  So much betrayal in the family! At least he’s easing his pain with a little tonsil hockey!
TMZ obtained court documents that state Les Sitch is suing his father for “using his name and likeness” on his site, TheConfrontationSite.com.  The Situation also claims that Frank is trying to damage his “business reputation” with videos and smack talk.  In addition to shutting down the site, The Situation is also seeking “unspecified damages.”
VIDEO: Frank Sorrentino Slams His Son
Dear Situation: If you look at your father’s site, you’ll realize that he makes numerous mentions of asking YOU for money.  Ergo, I’m not sure why you’re seeking “unspecified damages” from a gentleman turning tricks for his fifteen minutes (or a new cadillac, at the very least).
It’s business as usual in Florence, as The Situation lassoed a young blond (her parents must be THRILLED) last night.  I’m going to give said girl the benefit of the doubt and assume she speaks no English.